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• A list of Bill's Quotes and cut quotes, also known as Captions, in Left 4 Dead.

Intro Scene[]

• [Telling other Survivors to stop for a moment] "Hold up!"
• [Examining green liquid] "Ain't seen anything like this before"
• [Wiping the green liquid on Francis' jacket] "They're changing."
• "Over there."
• "Lights off!"
• [Massive horde approaching] "Oh, this is gonna get bad"
• [Responding to Louis regarding the Tank] "Both!"
• "Son, we just crossed the street.

  Let's not throw a party 'til we're out of the city."

General[]

• [Nearing a safe room]
  • "This way people!"
  • "Safe house up ahead!"
  • "There's a safe place up ahead!"
• "Aaah I'm getting too old for this horse shit."
• "Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"
• "We're doin' pretty goddamned good!

  Don't let it go to your head."

• "Hell, I was too old for this shit fifteen years ago."
• "Holy crap!"
• "Whoa!"
• "Holy shit!"
• "Christ almighty."

[ Horde approaching&#;]

• "Those bastards are in for a big surprise!"
• "SON OF A BITCH!"

[&#;Triggering car alarm&#;]

• "Bull Frickin Horse Shit!"
• "Son of a bitch."
• "Ah shit!"

[Alone]

• "Hellooo!"
• "Where are you?"
• "Where is everyone?"
• "Is anyone there?!"
• "Report in, people!

  Report!"

• "Hello!"
• "Anybody out there?"
• "Is anyone out there?"

[Arrival to the finale area]

• "This looks like it! We're almost outta here!"
• "We're almost outta here!"
• "Okay people, we're almost there!

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  Let's keep moving!"

• "Keep it together, people! We're almost home free!"

Locked in a Rescue Closet[]

• "Anybody out there!?"
• "Come on people, let me out!"
• "Can anyone hear me!?"
• "Let. Me. OOOUT!"
• "Hey, can anybody hear me!?"
• "Get over here and let me out!"
• "Goddamnit I'm trapped in here!"
• "I can't see a damned thing in here.

  Let me out!"

• (Murmuring) "This is such horseshit" (Shouting) "Is anybody even out there!?"
• "I know you can hear me goddamn it, let me the hell out!"

Rescued[]

• "Thanks for getting me outta there."
• "Thanks for that!"
• "Thanks, I was gettin' lonely."
• "'Bout time."
• "Thanks, it was gettin' hard to breathe in there.

The following section lists the voice lines generated by pressing and holding down Z or X button on the PC

"Let's go"[]

• "Alright, let's go!" (2 versions)
• "Let's move, people!" (2 versions)
• "Move it out!"
• "Let's go."
• "Time to move out."
• "Let's move it out, people!"
• "Come on, let's go!" (2 versions)
• "Let's move it out!"
• "Let's go, people!"

"Look"[]

• [Close] "Look at this."
• "Look over here!"
• "You're gonna want to see this!"
• [Far] "Over there!" (2 versions)
• "Look!" (3 versions)

"I'm with you"[]

• "I got your six."
• "Right behind you." (2 versions)
• "I'm with you."
• "I got your back."
• "I'm right behind you."

"I'll save you"[]

• "Hold on, I'm on my way!"
• "I'm coming!"
• "Don't get your panties in a bunch, I'm coming!"

"Follow me"[]

• "Come on, this way!"
• "I'll take the lead!"
• "Follow me!" (2 versions)
• "This way, people!"
• "This way!" (2 versions)
• "I'm on point."
• "Fall in behind me."

"You take the lead"[]

• "You go ahead, I'll follow you."
• "You take the lead."
• "Go ahead."
• "You're on point."
• "I'll follow you."
• "Lead on."
• "You go ahead, I'll cover you."
• "Take the point."

"Wait"[]

• "Let's wait here!"
• "Let's wait for a minute!"
• "Wait here just a minute!"
• "Hold up!"

"Be careful"[]

• "Careful." (3 versions)
• "Watch yourself."
• "Be careful." (2 versions)
• "Watch yourself now."
• "Eyes and ears, people.

  Eyes and ears."

• "Stay sharp."

"Nice job"[]

• "Nice work!" (2 versions)
• "Nice job!" (5 versions)
• "You're doin' this unit proud, kid." (2 versions)
• "Good work." (2 versions)
• "Hey, nice!"
• "Nice!"
• "You did good."
• "You made me proud."
• "Good. Very good."
• "You're a credit to the squad, kid."
• "That was some piece of work."
• "Pretty damn good."
• "That was a good piece of work."
• "You did good, kid."

"Hurry!"[]

• "Hurry up!" (2 versions)
• "Move!"
• "Hurry!" (2 versions)
• "Get the lead out, people!"
• "Hustle!"
• "Hurry it up!"
• "Faster!

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Move it, people!"

"Ready"[]

• "Ready?" (2 versions)
• "Ready for this?" (2 versions)
• "Everyone locked and loaded?"
• "You people ready?"

"Sorry"[]

• "Sorry."
• "Sorry about that." (2 versions)
• "I am sorry."
• "My fault." (2 versions)
• "I shouldn't have done that."
• (Sigh) "Won't happen again."
• "I regret that mistake."
• "Ah hell I'm getting too old for this shit."
• "That was careless of me."

"Yes"[]

• "Roger that."
• "Affirmative."
• "Yeah."
• "Okay."
• "Yes."

"No"[]

• "Ain't gonna happen."
• "No can do."
• "Negatory."
• "No way."
• "Nah."
• "Negative."
• "Not a chance."
• "No!" (3 versions)
• "No possible way."
• "I don't think so."
• "Absolutely not!"

Health related[]

Medical Supplies[]

• [Pain pills]
  • "Pills here!"
  • "Someone's gonna need these"
  • "Grabbing pills."
  • "I'm gonna need these."
• [&#;First Aid Kit&#;]
  • [Spotting]"First Aid, over here."
  • "First aid kit here."
  • "Health pack here!"
  • [Taking]"Grabbin' First Aid."
  • "I'm gonna need these."
  • "First to aid, last to die."

Giving healing item[]

• "Here."
• "Here, take this."
• "Here I got somethin' for ya."
• "Take this."
• "Hold up, I got somethin' for ya."
• "Yeah you're gonna need this."
• "Here, I uh saved this for you."
• "Hold still!"

Survivor Dies[]

• "This is going to Hell in a hand basket real fast!"
• "I didn't sign up for this shit!"
• [2 Survivors dead] "It's just the two of us now kid!"
• [Francis] "I'm gonna miss that man, and his gun."
• "Christ, I'm gonna miss that son of a bitch."
• "Agh, not Francis."
• [Zoey] "Ah Jesus!

  What a waste!"

• "Aghh not [tearing up] Zoey"
• "One of those sick sons of bitches just sealed all of their death warrants!"
• "Goddammit! She didn't make it."
• [Louis] "Come on people! If we make it, he didn't die for nothing!"
• "Ahh, Louis!"
• "Louis didn't make it Agh Christ!"
• "Looks looks like we lost one."
• "Goddamnit, he didn't make it."
• "Ah Christ, he's dead!"

Reviving a Survivor[]

• "Hold still, hold still, I'm gonna get you back on your feet, then we gotta move." (2 versions)
• "Okay Alright Now c'mon kid, shake it off.

  Let's get moving." (2 versions)

• "Awww hell, it looks a lot worse than it is; c'mon y'gotta get up andwalk it off!"
• "Probably stings like hell, but it ain't gonna kill ya. Up an' at 'em soldier, time to move."
• "There's a lot of blood but you're not missing anything important.

  C'mon, get up, let's get moving."

• "Take it easy kid, I'm gonna get you back on your feet and fighting."
• "Hell kid, they just winged ya! C'mon, back on your feet, let's get moving."
• "Here we go, back on your feet soldier, you're not getting out of this fight THAT easy."
• "Lie still, lemme look (short pause) Aw hell, I've seen worse, you'll be alright in a second!"
• "You're not through yet kid, get up and let's go; these shitheads ain't gonna kill themselves."
• "Aww quit sniveling I've seen worse."
• "Come on, get up!

  These jackasses aren't going to kill themselves."

• "Back on your feet, soldier! You're not getting out of this fight that easily."

Asking a question while reviving[]

• "You okay?"
• "How you feeling?"
• "Can you make it?"
• "You gonna make it?"
• "How bad are ya?"
• "How you doin'?"
• "Can you walk?"

Responding to an incapacitated Survivor's question during the revival

• "Up and at 'em."
• "Come on up." (2 versions)
• "Up you go, son."
• "You'll be okay."
• "I got ya."
• "Up we go."
• "Hell, you're fine."
• "It don't look bad."
• "Let's move."
• "You're fine."
• "You'll be fine."
• [To Louis] "Back on your feet, Louis."
• [To Francis] "Looks like your big mouth still works."
• [To Zoey] "You're okay, Zoey."

Reviving a Survivor (Mid-horde/tank fight)[]

• "I got'cha, you're gonna make it!"
• "Get up, get up, we ain't got time for this!"
• "Get up, get up!"
• "C'mon, get up!"
• "Hang on, I got'cha!"
• "C'mon, y'gotta get up!"
• "You're not done yet, c'mon!"
• "Let's go, get up!

  Let's go!"

• "C'mon, this fight ain't over!"
• "C'mon!"
• "Back on your feet, soldier, you're not getting out of this fight that easy!"

Reviving a Survivor (Last Chance)[]

• "I can help ya up, but I'm not gonna lie to you, you're in bad shape. If we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."
• "Ho-lee hell, you are messed up.

  If we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."

• "That really tore the hell outta ya. If we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."
• "Ho-lee shit, they took a big piece outta you, kid. If we don't find ya some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."
• "I can help you back on your feet, but it's temporary.

  I-if we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."

• "You're in (sigh) real bad shape kid. If we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."
• "No shame kid, I would have pissed myself too, but if we don't find you some first aid, you're not gonna survive another hit."

Healing Self[]

• "Wait up, I'm healing!"
• "Cover me, gonna heal!"
• "Cover me." (3 versions)
• "Healing!

  Cover me!"

• "Watch my back." (2 versions)

Healing Another[]

• "Hold still, Ah'm gonna heal ya"
• "Hold up, I'll heal ya."
• "Stop squirmin', I'm gonna heal you."
• "Let me patch you up."
• "Hold still, I can heal you."

Aided by a Teammate[]

• "That wasn't necessarybut, thanks."
• "Thanks a lot."
• "I owe you one."
• "Thanks for that."

Revived[]

• "I-I'm okay"
• "I'm alright."
• (Indistinct grunt)
• "Hell if I know"
• "Most'a this blood ain't mine!"
• (Moan)
• "I'll make it."
• "I'll live."
• "H-hell, I'll live."
• "I've had worse."
• [When Louis helps him up and is actually behind him] "Who are you?"
• [When Zoey helps him up and is actually behind him] "Who are you?"
• "M-Mother?"
• "Well I ain't good."

Incapacitated[]

• "Ah shit.

  Help!"

• "I'm down."
• "Dammit! I'm down!"

Asking for help[]

• "A little help, people!"
• "Little help!"
• "Help me!"
• "Need some help over here!"
• "I need a hand people!"

Critically injured[]

• "Godammit, I am seriously FUBAR!"
• "If I go down (Emotional) don't let those bastards eat me."
• "Ugh I think I'm goin' home in a box."
• "I don't feel so good"
• "I feel awful."
• "I feel terrible."
• "Agh shit, I'm not doin' too good here."
• "Agh!

  Hell with this!"

• "It's not lookin' good for me."
• "I'm in a bad shape, people."
• "I'm really hurt, people."
• "I feel like hell."
• "Christ, I'm messed up!"
• "Ahh shit, I ain't feelin' right."
• "Dammit, I'm bleedin' out."
• "Goddamn horseshit."
• "This just ain't my day."
• "Ugh!

  Uh dammit!"

• "Uhh This old body ain't gonna make it."
• [Requesting the first aid kit] "Francis, buddy, are you gonna use that First-Aid kit?"
• "Zoey, can you spare me a health-kit?"
• "Louis, you mind giving an old man your health-kit?"

Near-death[]

• "I'm aboutto buythe farm"
• "We- we gotta find me a medic."
• "You people might have to go on without me."
• "I don't know if I'm gonna make it."
• "I'm not gonna hold out much longer"

Safe room - Survivor left behind[]

• "Don't get your panties in a bunch!

  I'm coming!"

• "We do NOT leave men behind!"
• "No sense dying of old age, let's go help em."
• "We will NOT leave a man behind! Let's get back out there!"
• "Aw, shit, we really gotta go help em!"
• "Alright, let's go help."

[Francis]

• "Jesus!

  Francis is still out there!"

[Louis]

• "How well do you really know Louis? I'm kiddin', let's go get 'em"

[Zoey]

• "I can't leave Zoey out there!"
• "Zoey can't stay out there! We have to help 'er."

Safe room (Not Closed)[]

• [ Everyone inside&#;]&#;"That door ain't gonna lock itself people." (2 versions)
• "Lock the door DO IT!"
• "Lock that door." (4 versions)
• "Secure that door!"
• "Secure the door."
• [&#;Waiting other survivors to reach safe room&#;]&#;"Double-Time it to the safe room, people!"
• "FOR CHRIST SAKE PEOPLE, GET IN HERE!"
• [&#;Ending chapter&#;]&#;"Outstanding!"
• (Laughter)
• "You did good!"
• "Trah-mendous."
• [&#;Casualties or right after horde fight&#;]&#;"Jesus H.&#;Christ that was close."
• "We've done better."
• "Well that didn't go so well."
• "That was a little closer than I'da liked!"
• "Thank god that's over." (2 versions)
• "I've had about enough of this!"
• "This shit's gettin' old!"

Helping a Survivor Off a Ledge[]

• "Let's go, take my hand.

  I'm gonna get you up. Here we go."

• "How the hell did this happen? Ah, nevermind. Come on and grab my hand."
• "Quit squirmin', I got you. Come on, up you go."

Weapon-related[]

Items Found[]

• [Ammo spotted] "Ammooo, here."
• [Second Pistol spotted]
  • "Weapon over here!"
  • "Got a weapon over here!"
• [ Picking up a second pistol ]
  • "I'm taking an extra pistol." (2 versions)
  • "Extra pistol."
  • "Extra sidearm!"
• [Grabbing a pipe bomb]
  • (Uncertain) "I'drather have a grenade, but this'll do."
  • "A black powder bomb"
  • "Grabbin' a pipe bomb."
• [Pipe bomb spotted]
  • "Pipe bomb!"
  • "Pipe bomb over here!"
• [Molotov spotted]
  • "Molotov!"
  • "Molotov here!"
• [ Grabbing a molotov ]
  • "Grabbing a molotov."
  • "Might wanna save this for later."
  • "Molotov."

Throwing a Grenade (Pipe Bomb/Molotov/Bile Bomb)[]

• "Grenade!" (3 versions)
• "Fire in the hole!" (3 versions)

Weapons[]

• [Non-specific]
  • "Ahhch, a gun's a gun."
  • "If it shoots bullets I'll take it"
  • "This'll do some damage."
• [ Assault Rifle]
  • "An assault rifle; This shit's gettin' more like 'Nam every second."
  • "An assault rifle?

    Heh, man this takes me back!"

  • "An assault rifle - come to papa!"
• [ Auto Shotgun]
  • "Auto shotty!"
  • "I'm taking this shotgun."
  • "Shotgun!"
  • "I'm grabbin' this shotgun."
• [ Hunting Rifle]
  • "I'm gonna grab this range rifle."
  • "I'm grabbin' a huntin' rifle."
• [ Submachine Gun]
  • "Grabbin' an SMG."
  • "Full auto-beautiful."

Reloading[]

• "Reloading!" (2 versions)

Infected-related[]

Boomer detected[]

• "I hear a Boomer out there"
• "There's a Boomer around here."
• "Careful; Boomer."
• "Watch it; Boomer in the vicinity."
• "Boomer around here."
• "Boomer nearby." (2 versions)
• "There's a Boomer trackin' us."
• "Boomer close by."
• "Christ, there's a Boomer around here."
• "Dammit Boomer nearby!"
• [Spotted] "Boomer!" (3 versions)

Vomited On[]

• "Ach, goddammit!

  Son of a bitch!"

• "Uuugh, aw shit."
• "Aaagh, Jesus"

Hunter detected[]

• [Hearing] "There's a Hunter around here"
• "Careful people, there's a Hunter nearby."
• "There's a Hunter spookin' around out there."
• "There's a Hunter out there."
• "Careful Hunter around here."
• "Hunter out there."
• "Watch your back; Hunter."
• "Watch your back, there's a Hunter out there."
• "I think I saw a god-damn Hunter."
• [Spotting] "Hunter!" (3 versions)
• [Pinned] "GET IT OFF!" (2 versions)
• "Get it off, get it off!"

Hunter pounces another Survivor[]

• "Hunter's got [NameofSurvivor]&#;!"
• "Hunter pounced [Name of Survivor]&#;!"
• "A Hunter's on [Name of Survivor]&#;!"

Smoker detected[]

• [Hearing] "Smoker right around here!"
• "There's a Smoker nearby!"
• "We got a Smoker around here."
• "Heads up!

  Smoker somewhere around here!"

• "Smoker right around here someplace!"
• "Smoker and it's close."
• "There's a Smoker."
• [Spotting] "Smoker!" (3 versions)

Caught by&#;Smoker[]

• "NO! NO! NO! Noooooooo!"
• "Noooooooo!"
• "NO NO!"
• "NO! Nooo!"

Constricted by&#;Smoker[]

Jockey detected[]

Note: Bill will reuse his voicelines upon getting pinned by the Hunter whenever he's getting Ridden by a Jockey.

• [Spotting a Jockey] "Jockey!"
• [Seeing a Jockeyed Survivor] "Jee-zus"
• [Seeing a Jockeyed Survivor] "You are an idiot."

Spitter detected[]

• [Spotting a Spitter] "Spitter!"
• [Getting hit by a Spitter goo] "Mother of mercy."
• [Getting hit by a Spitter goo] "Move!

  move! move!"

Charger detected[]

Note: Bill will reuse his voicelines upon getting attacked by a Tank while incapacitated whenever he's getting pummeled by a Charger.

• [Spotting a Charger] "CHARGER!"

Common Infected approaching[]

• "Watch out!" (2 versions)
• "Watch your ass!"
• "Heads up!"
• "Look out!"
• "Behind you!"

Incoming Horde[]

• "Here they come!" (2 versions)
• "INCOMING!" (2 versions)

Tank[]

• [Spotting] "Tank!" (3 versions)
• [Pounded] "IT'S KILLIN ME!!"
• "GET THIS THING OFFA ME!!"
• "AHHH HE'S CRUSHING ME!!"

Witch spawns[]

• [Hearing] "Hear that,&#;that's a Witch."
• "Shit,&#;Witch."
• "Shh.

  Witch's near here."

• "Quiet! There's a Witch around here."
• "Witch around here."
• [Spotting] "Witch!" (4 versions)

Telling other Survivors to turn off the flashlight[]

• "Turn those flashlights off." (2 versions)
• "Kill that light."
• "Turn your light off."
• "Lights off."

Witch about to get startled[]

• "Hold up, that Witch is getting ready to pounce!"
• "Stop, that Witch is gettin' mad as hell!"
• "Stop, that Witch is mad as hell!"
• "There's going to be hell to pay if you keep aggravating that Witch!"
• "Hold on, that Witch is about to blow."

Other[]

• [When Francis calls the Infected "vampires"] "They're zombies, Francis."
• [When Bill has killed a&#;Special Infected&#;]&#;"Got it!" (2 versions)
• "Got 'em!" (4 versions)
• "He's dead!"
• [After a teammate has killed a Special Infected.] "Damn, now that was a shot!"
• "Good shot, kid."
• "Good shot."
• "Nice shooting!"
• "We're fightin' a war of attrition with a horde of brainless killing machines; I ain't exactly optimistic about our chances."

Level Specific[]

No Mercy[]

The Apartments[]

• Bill: "We can take the subway tunnels to the hospital.

  There's a Red Line station not far from here."

  • Louis: "Sounds good." / Zoey: "Well, I guess we're going to the hospital." / Francis: "I hate subways."
• Louis: "The subway can take us straight to Mercy Hospital!"
  • Bill: "Good thinking." / "Might not be a bad idea to get off the street."

[Going down the street]

• "Station's just up the street."
• "There's a subway station just around the corner."
• "This way people."
• "This way!"

[Going in the subway station]

• "There's the station!"
• "Everyone to the station!"

The Subway[]

[At the first station]

• "Red Line North will take us straight there."
• "The Red Line North will take us to Mercy."
• "The Red Line North will take us to the hospital."
• "Ahh shit, subway looks full of zombies."
• "Was hoping there would be less zombies down here."

[Seeing that the tunnel is blocked]

• "Goddamnit, the line's blocked."
• "Gotta find another way."
• "This seemed too easy."
• "Going to have to go top side."

[In the street]

• "We have to keep moving down the street."

[Seeing the safehouse]

• "Safehouse up in the pawn shop."
• "Get to the pawn shop people!"
• "Keep moving, safehouse ahead!"

The Sewer[]

[Going through the Burger Tank]

• "I don't know which way.

  Through here I think."

[Approching the lift]

• "To the lift."
• "Hospital's just on the other side of the water works."
• Bill: "Get on the lift!"

[Going through the warehouse]

• "Through the warehouse."
• "At least this is the right direction."

[Seeing a dead body]

• "Looks like people went this way."
• "I think they tried to escape."

[Entering the sewers]

• "Into the sewers we go."
• "Well hell, let's try the sewers."
• "Maybe there's no stinkin' zombies in the sewers?"
• "Already smell pretty bad."

[In the sewers]

• Bill: "Francis, is that you or the sewer?"
  • Francis: "Hey!

    hey!" / "Oh hey, that is uncalled for!"

• Zoey: "The subway smelled bad, but this"
  • Bill: "I've smelled worse."

[Looking at the "No Smoking" sign in the sewer]

• "That's a crock of shit."
• "What a crock of shit."

[Looking for a manhole]

• "Need to find a manhole, the hospital is above us."
• "Need to find manhole."
• "Should be a way up ahead."

[Seeing the hospital]

• "The HOSPITAL!"
• "TO THE HOSPITAL!"
• "There's the Hospital!"

[Entering the hospital]

• "Into the emergency room, people!"

The Hospital[]

[Exiting the safe room]

• "Almost there!"
• "At least the power's on."
• "Let's find an elevator."
• Louis: "This doesn't smell like a hospital."
  • Bill: "I've smelled worse"

[Going up the stairs]

• "Ahh more stairs." / "I ain't walking to the roof."
  • Louis: "It's good for you Bill.

    Cardio!" / "Stairs are a good workout."

[When the elevator arrives]

• "Elevator's here!"
• "Get to the elevator!"
• "Into the elevator!"

[Inside the elevator]

• Zoey: "You think one day it's all just gonna go back to normal?"
  • Bill: "I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands."
  • Louis: "That's what I'm talkin' about."
  • Bill: "Damn straight."
• Bill: "We been immune so far, but - well, if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me."
  • Francis: "What if just your beard starts to turn?

    Can I shoot that?"

  • Bill: "You are an idiot." / "A few years in the service mighta slimmed you down and shut you up, Francis." /&#;"Speak up Francis, your voice got all muffled from your head being so far up your ass!" /&#;"You know who's gonna survive this mess, Francis? It ain't the fellow makin' jokes." /&#;"Don't be an ass, Francis." /&#;"Close your mouth and open your eyes, Francis.

    You'll aim better."

• Francis: "I hate elevators. I hate helicopters. I hate hospitals.
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  And doctors and lawyers and cops"

  • Bill: "Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"
  • Francis: "You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."
• Bill: "You call this a zombie apocalypse? It don't hold a candle to the great zombie attack of
  • Zoey: "What?"
  • Bill: "Nah, I'm horseshittin' ya."
• Bill: "I have a bad feeling about this."
  • Francis: "Hey, look on the bright side: even if you don't make it, I'll still be really handsome."
  • Bill: "[Short laugh]"
• Bill: "Even being in a war doesn't prepare you for this, they never stop.

  They come at ya, and come at ya, and they *never* goddamn *stop.*"

  • Zoey:"Game over man, game over!'
  • Bill: "What the hell was that?"
  • Louis & Zoey: [Short Laugh]

[Exiting the elevator]

[Looking down the building]

• "That first step'll kill ya."
• "Watch out that first step'll kill ya."

[Seeing the safe room]

• "Safe room up here!"
• "We can get to the roof through here."

Rooftop Finale[]

[Exiting the safe room]

• Bill: "Let's get the hell out of here!"

[Getting on the roof]

• "There's the landing pad."
• "Let's find that radio."
• "Let's find the radio and get a hold of that pilot."

[Having called the chopper]

[The chopper arrives]

• "Get to the chopper!

  GO!"

• "Get to the chopper!"
• "To the chopper. Come on, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!"
• "Get to the LZ!"
• "Our chopper's here! Let's get the hell out of Dodge."
• "The bird's here! Let's go!"

Crash Course[]

(Despite not having any new lines, Bill still talks during the campaign at certain moments.

In addition, the subtitle file mentions "DLC2" lines for him that however, never went re-used)

• Francis: "Waterworks. That where you pick up your crying supplies, Bill? Ah ha ha, I'm hilarious."
  • Bill: "Speak up, Francis. Your voice got all muffled from yer head being so far up yer ass." / "You know who's gonna survive this mess, Francis?

    It ain't the fella makin' jokes."

• [ When starting the generator] "Watch my back!"
• "I'm gettin'&#;too old for this horseshit."
• "Ah hell I'm gettin' too old for this shit!"

Death Toll[]

The Turnpike[]

• Zoey: "I heard the military was holding out in Riverside.

  Unless anyone has a better plan, I say we head there."

  • Bill: "All right, then, let's do it."
• "Let's get up that ladder."
• "Ah hell. I think we gotta go through this tunnel."
• "This tunnel was a deathtrap."
• Francis: "Fantastic. A tunnel."
  • Bill: "Don't be an ass, Francis!

The Drains[]

• "Cross the bridge,&#;GO!

  GO! GO!"

The Church[]

• "Check that house for supplies."
• "There's lights on in that church!"
• Church Guy: "I'm not letting you in until I'm sure you're immune."
  • Bill: "Son, we're immune, we're tired, and there's infected in the damn woods. Now cut the shit and let us in!"
  • Church Guy: "Not infected?

    Not infected? Prove it! Ding dong! Ding dong! Dinner's served! Come and get it!"

  • Bill: "I don't believe this."
• Church Guy: "No one gets in here until I know you're immune!"
  • Bill: "We're as human as they come, son. I promise you."
  • Church Guy: "Only when I know you're human. Get ready for the test.

    Ding dong! Ding dong! Dinner's served! Come and get it!"

  • Bill: "This guy's nuttier than candy bar shit."
• Church Guy: NO! Nobody rides for free! Ding dong!"
  • Bill: "I don't believe this shit. We're arguin' for our lives here with a damn mental moron!"
  • Church Guy: "I am not a mental moron!

    Ding dong! Ding dong! Dinner's served! Come and get it!"

  • Bill: "This guy's nuttier than candy bar shit."
• Church Guy: "NO!

You think you're special with your leather jackets and your fancy blood?"

• Bill: "Oh shit."
• Church Guy: "I'm gonna ring this bell. I'm going to ring this bell! And they'll come! And they'll finish the job. Ding dong! Ding dong! Dinner's served! Come and get it!"
• Bill: "I don't believe this."

The Town[]

• "Poor bastards barricaded themselves inside the city.

  All it musta took was one infected"

• "They didn't have a chance."
• Zoey: "I guess Riverside couldn't hold out." / Francis: "Looks like Riverside couldn't hold it together."
  • Louis: "If we get to the river we can find a boat."
  • Bill: "Sounds good to me.

    Let's do it."

• Francis: "Riverside's a bust. Let's just get to the river and steal a boat."
  • Bill: "Sounds good to me. Let's do it."
• Louis: "Riverside's a bust. Let's just get to the river."
  • Bill: "All right, then, let's do it."
  • [Alternate] Francis: "That's better than my plan."
    • Bill: "What was that?"
      • Francis: "I didn't have one."
• Bill: "Come on, this way." / "This way."
  • Francis: "I'm comin', Bill.

    Keep yer beard on."

Boathouse Finale[]

• "Check that house for supplies."
• Bill: "Hello?" / "How ya doin'?"
  • John Slater: "Hello? Hello! We're heading to the military outpost upriver. We can come get you in ten minutes. Arm yourselves for the trip and tell me when to head out."
  • Bill: "Go on and head out.

    We're ready." / "Come and get us. We're good to go."

  • John Slater: "We'll be there in ten minutes."
• "That's the boat! Time to bug out!"
• "All right, the boat's here! Let's go!"
• "Run to the boat!"
• "Get to the boat!"
• "To the boat! MOVE!"
• "Haul ass to that boat! RUN!"

Dead Air[]

The Greenhouse[]

• Zoey: "That plane's headed right for the airport.

  Maybe they're still evacuating."

  • Bill: "A C is nice flying."
  • Francis: "I hate planes."

The Crane[]

• [ Starting the Crescendo Event&#;]&#;"I have a bad feeling about this"

The Construction Site[]

The Terminal[]

• Bill: "Just like I said, they bombed the airport."
  • Francis: "Holy shit." / Zoey: "They must have been trying to stop the infection from spreading." / Louis: "Holy shit."
• "What'd I tell ya?

  They tried to stop people from leaving."

• Bill: "Bombed!"
  • Francis: "We need to get out to the runway." / "We gotta get to the runway."

Runway Finale[]

Rogue Plane crashing[]

Plane's backdoor opened[]

• "Everyone on the plane! PRONTO!"
• "Get to the plane!"
• "Into the plane.

  Hustle it, people!"

Blood Harvest[]

The Woods[]

• Bill: "Emergency band was talking about a military outpost just north a' here." / "Last thing I heard, there's some kind of military outpost not far from here along the train tracks."
  • Francis: "Yeah, I heard that, too."
  • Bill: "We just need to find the train tracks and then follow 'em."
  • Zoey: "Yeah, let's do it." / Francis: "Yeah, let's do it." / Louis: "Sounds good to me."
• "These woods look thicker 'n Boomer shit.

  Nobody wander off."

• "Francis, this look like home to you?"
• "The tracks are down there!"

The Tunnel[]

• "It's through this tunnel."
• "Goddamnit, the tracks are blocked."

The Bridge[]

• Bill: "This side passage better lead somewhere."
  • Louis: "Stay positive, guys!

    I got a good feeling about this."

• "There's our train tracks!"
• "All aboard!"
• "Safe house up there."
• "Check that house for supplies."
• "Echh"

The Train Station[]

• "Check the barn for supplies."
• "Keep moving. The tracks gotta be up ahead."
• "The tracks are down there!"
• (When looking at the bloody lawnmower) "Whoa-ho-ho." / "Holy Mother of God"
• "Cross the bridge!

  Go go go!"

• "Get to the train!"

Farmhouse Finale[]

• "Finally, an outpost!"
• "The honest to God military!"
• Francis:&#;"Goddamn tape-loop piece of shit!"
  • Bill:&#;"Settle down Francis. Just use that radio. They'll come."
• "Hello?"
• "We're ready, soldier."
• "We're good to go, son."
• "Get to the truck!

  MOVE!"

• "Get to the truck!"
• "Get to that truck on the double! GO! GO! GO!"
• "The truck's waitin'. RUN!"
• "The truck's here! Let's go!"
• "The truck has arrived! Let's move out, people!"

The Sacrifice[]

• "Stay up there!"
• "Don't get down!"
• "Leave me and get to the keys!"

The Docks[]

[Intro]

• "End of the line.

  Let's move."

• "Alright, let's move! No stragglers!"
• "Alright, everybody, remember: we're lookin' for a sail boat. I aim to get to the Keys, and I ain't stoppin' for gas."
• "You know who runs around filling up things with gas? Idiots."
• "Zoey, we all made this far together. That was my plan."
• "Pull yourself together, if not for me then for them."
• "You gettin' tired, Francis?

  Tell you what: I'll go find us a boat. Then I'll come back, pick you up and carry you there."

• "Zoey. You ready to head to the Keys?"
• Francis: "Why'd we stop?"
  • Bill: "We're out of track."
  • Francis: "What? We're not even gonna try driving it on the ground?"
• Louis: "Hey, Bill!

  Look, there's a boat! Hell, there's boats everywhere."

  • Bill: "Nope. Gotta be a sail boat."
  • Louis: "Why's that?"
  • Bill: "I ain't stoppin' the boat every 15 minutes to go look for gas."
• Francis: "I was getting' tired of being cooped up, lookin' forward to some walking."
  • Louis: "Way to go Francis, some cardio is just what we need!"
  • Bill: "You're a regular health nut."
• Zoey: "Well--better get moving.

  Remember, if you fall behind, Bill thinks it's okay to let you die."

  • Bill: "Zoey Christ, kid. We come back for our own." / "Zoey No one here is being left behind"
  • Zoey: "Sure. It's the rest of the world we can just let die."
  • Francis: "Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I wanna hang out with Louis."
  • Louis: "Well, thanks, man!"
• Francis: "Man, Zoey is pissed."
  • Louis: "I'm pissed too!"
  • Francis: "Really?

    This is you pissed?"

  • Bill: "Shut your traps, let's move out."
• Bill: "Almost there, people! We just gotta find a boat and we'll be in the Keys."
  • Francis: "Yeah! Sandy beaches. Coconuts. Sand. Beaches.
    Bill's appearance during initial game development. Not real happy about putting it back down again. Quiz Are you a quotes master? Forrest Gump.

    Sand Wait a minute, I hate islands."

• Louis: "Military jail, a train ride, and now… back to walking?"
  • Bill: "It'll do you good son."
  • Louis: "I'm trying to keep my head up Bill."
• Bill: "We gotta find a sail boat."
  • Francis: "Found one."
  • Bill: "That's not a sail boat.

    And it's on fire."

• Francis: "Holy shit! Did that truck have a head-on collision with a boat? Man, I wish I could have seen that."
  • Bill: "Shut up, Francis."
  • Louis: "Actually, I'd like to see that too!" / "Actually, I would have liked to see that too!"
  • Bill: "Both of you shut up."
• Louis: "We GOTTA be getting close to the Gulf.

  I can almost smell the salt water."

  • Francis: "I think those are Bill's tears."
  • Bill: "I'll give you something to cry about, Francis."
• Zoey: "Good thing we left all those people behind so WE could escape, Bill."
  • Bill: "If we stayed, no one would have escaped."
  • Zoey: "How can you be sure?"
  • Bill: "Zoey.

    I can't."

• Zoey: "This was your plan, Bill? A train to the Keys? This isn't the keys, Bill. We're nowhere."
  • Bill: "Zoey, I need you to trust me on this."
• Bill: "Let's find a boat that can make it to the Gulf."
  • Francis: "Aye, Aye Captain!"
• Bill: "Let's find a boat that can make it to the Gulf."
  • Francis: "Bill, when you sailed ships were they all still made of wood?"
  • Bill: "Francis, you'd have been walking the plank right now."
• Bill: "End of the line sweeties.

  Grab some gear and let's go."

  • Zoey: "Great maybe we can meet some new people and leave them behind."
  • Bill: "Zoey I'm not leaving any of you behind."
• Bill: "That's as far as the train's taking us. If we're gonna get to the Keys, we'll need a boat."
  • Zoey: "I'd like to put it to a vote that maybe we shouldn't go rot on an island in the middle of nowhere, and actually, you know, help everybody else fight the zombies?"
  • Francis: "Okay.

    I vote for the island paradise where we don't have to fight any more zombies."

• Francis: "Hey here's a boat!"
  • Bill: "Sailboat Francis, Sailboat!" / "Francis, does it have a sail?"
• Francis: "Look Bill, this boat has wheels!"
  • Bill: "Son, that's a trailer. And you're an idiot!"
• Francis: "What about this one?

  It comes with a truck."

  • Bill: "Cut the horseshit, Francis!"

[Approaching first bridge]

• "Have to find a boat on the other side of this bridge."
• "Let's head down river to find the boat."
• "That bridge is blocking the harbor."
• "Let's follow the river."
• "LOUIS, the ocean doesn't flow into the river."

[Approaching traincar with Tank inside]

• "Goddamn it.

  Only the military would think putting a tank in a train was a good idea."

• "Careful opening that door, he sounds frisky."

[Opening train door with Tank inside]

• "When this door opens, light the mother up."
• "Get ready. Let's set a trap for this son of a bitch."
• "Get ready, I'm opening the door."
• "Stand back and get ready."
• "Door's opening up!"

[Inside Tank's traincar]

• "This is not pretty."
• "Can't believe this car held that thing."
• "Stinks like shit in here."

[Approaching the brick factory]

[&#;Going on top of bricks&#;]

The Barge[]

[Safe room]

• Francis: "Explain to me again why we didn't take any of the perfectly good boats we passed?"
  • Bill: "I keep telling you: we're looking for a sail boat."
  • Francis: "Okay, but why didn't we just drive one of those boats to look for a sail boat?"
  • Bill: "Shut up Franc-- alright, that's not a bad idea."
  • Louis: "Let's make a note of that for next time, alright guys?"
• Bill: "Zoey.

  I know you're mad at me."

  • Zoey: "I really don't want to hear it."
  • Bill: "Zoey. Listen. The four of us are all that matters now."
  • Zoey: "Bill, I'm not ready to give up on everything yet."
• Francis: "I'm still not seeing a boat. Why don't we head back and see if the train floats?"
  • Bill: "We'll find it, we'll find it."
• Zoey: "So this is really it?

  We're gonna run away to some island? "So long world good luck with all the zombies"?"

  • Bill: "Dammit, Zoey! We trusted CEDA! We trusted the military! And they left us to die! Do you think they'll ever let us back in? We're on our own, kid. It's high time you started actin' like it."

[Near or on first abandoned boat seen]

• Francis: "Hey, here's a boat."

[Approaching ore ship]

• Francis: "Yo, Captain Bill, can we take this ship?"
  • Bill: "No Francis, we can't." / "You know how to pilot this thing, Francis?"

[Climbing the gravel hill]

• "Don't give up on me, keep going!"
• "Double time up the hill!"
• "Goddamn pile of rocks."
• "Goddamn it crows!"
• "Horseshit goddamn birds"
• "Shut up you goddamn birds!"
• "Everyone into the chute."
• "Get into the chute!"

Port Finale[]

[Safe room]

• Bill: "Alright, people.

  There's gotta be a sailboat around here somewhere.

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  We're gonna find it, get to the keys, and build ourselves a little piece of paradise."

  • Louis: "Sounds good to me."
• Francis: "Bill, I just wanna make it clear - in front of everyone - that I am against the island plan."
  • Bill: "Cut the horseshit Francis."
  • Francis: "Jesus, have you ever been to an island?

    They're goddamn horrible."

  • Bill: "They're defensible, Francis. As far as we know, zombies can't swim."
  • Francis: "They're not the only ones"
  • Bill: "Speak up, son."
  • Francis: "I hate this plan."
  • Bill: "Noted. Let's go."
• Bill: "We have to be getting close.

  Once we're on the boat, we're home free."

  • Francis: "Why don't we just live on the boat?"
  • Bill: "Unless you're gonna stop eating, we're gonna need a damn big boat to hold all the supplies."
  • Francis: "Well there was that ship back there."
• Louis: "Bill, when we get to the Keys, you got an island in mind?"